Welcome to the funny side of K-9!!  This is a page to make you laugh and not intended to offend.  Please send any funny K-9 type material to me!

ENJOY!!!!

For all those people that wonder how NARC dogs are trained, here ya go!

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K-9 MIRANDA RIGHTS

1. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN MOTIONLESS, OR YOU MAY     ELECT TO RUN AWAY FROM ME.

2.  SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO RUN, I SHALL DIRECT MY K-9 TO           CHASE YOU DOWN TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.

3.  YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO HAVE YOUR LAWYER RUN WITH YOU.       SHOULD HE REFUSE, A RECENT LAW SCHOOL GRADUATE           WILL BE APPOINTED BY THE COURT TO JOG ALONG WITH          YOU.

4.  IF WHILE RUNNING YOU SUDDENLY DECIDE TO END THE              RACE, BEWARE THAT MY K-9 MAY OR MAY NOT                            UNDERSTAND YOUR INTENTIONS AND MAY CONTINUE HIS           PURSUIT OF YOU IN FULL STRIDE.

5.  YOU MAY STOP RUNNING AT ANY TIME, AT YOUR OWN RISK.

6.  GOOD LUCK!!  .....ON YOUR MARK.....GET SET......GO!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS K-9 HEAVEN!!

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These pictures will change as I get funnier ones in. Keep checking back.